Thursday Thirteen..."Dad Jokes"
Dad Jokes are typically told to children by their fathers, and are characterized by the 'groan factor'. "They're marked by two distinctive features:a) not funny in the first place and b) become even less funny via endless repetition."
1. "Well, here's my dinner - but what are the rest of you going to eat?" (upon the a big slab of ribs being placed in the center of the table)
2. I'm starving!" and Dad says, "I'm Dad! Nice to meet you."
3. "I'm tired" and Dad says, "Hi, I'm Dad! Nice to meet you."
4. Repeat with "cold".
5. Repeat with "thirsty"
6. Or "Dad did you get your hair cut?" And Dad says "I got them ALL cut."
7. . You're struggling to do something that's obviously giving you grief. After watching for a while, your Dad asks "Can I give you a hand?"
(clap, clap, clap)
8. At the cemetary... "People are dying to get in there"
9. Sighting a "Stop Ahead" sign, he puts his hand on your head.
10. (to his child) "What was your name again?
11. (to his child) "so...married yet?"
12."How do you feel, Dad?" "With my hands..."
13. "Got your nose..." (while holding thumb in fingers)
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posted by angela at 6:09 AM
23 Comments:
ROFL... very cute, I've heard ALL of them (and even used a few - I'm a nut that way!)... Happy 13
Cute idea for Father's Day!!! I enjoyed it.
My Thurs 13 is posted
Those sound very familiar!
Great list. Started my day with a laugh!
Very cute T13. My dad always did #2-5. Have a nice Thursday!
*groan* i've heard most if not all of them... i think i've even used a few (but, hey, i'm not a dad!)
cute idea for father's day!
My dad has told every single one of those jokes! I love it!
Sounds like perfectly acceptable Father humour to me....trust me I'm a daddy of 3 ;o)
There must be a dad manual out there...
Yep, I've heard almost all of those - several times.
LOL! That was cute. Heard 'em all & then some!
Hey, That's my dad's dad. Wait! That's my dad. Oh my,.... it's me....
How funny! I wish my dad made jokes like this...his puns were sooooo much worse!
Cool list!
My T13 is up!
ROFL, these were all cute. I laughed out loud - really loud - on several of them, because I have heard them come out of my own father's mouth :)
Have a great day!
LOL! Those were good!
I remember my ex doing the first and I burst into tears because he was serious.
We must have the same dad. :)
I use some of those on my daughter (no, mom, I'm THIRSTY! I NEED A DRINK!) lol (really?)
Very cute....reminds me of how my grandpa would do with us kids.
Oh, these are soooo true.
My TT is up too.
~Mary
I love the list! I didn't find it corny at all!
LOL at #8!
Oh you so hit my dad on the head!
Thanks for the memories!
Stop by!
Thanks for stopping by my blog and T13 - just reread through yours and realized my dad says #6, but with a twist - he always replies "I got them BOTH cut" LOL! Of course, he's in his 80's so it is more appropriate than saying he got them all cut! :)
Have a great day!
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